Redneck Halloween

Down here in the Heart Of Dixie, we don't do holidays like most of you do. We take normal things and make them look totally wacky to others. For example, we went trick or treating tonight, there was quite a few of us in a "buddy group" together, so we decided most of us would sit on the tailgate , and we did. The subdivision we "hit" for the night was aweful, the streets were filled with people, so the tailgate idea came up. We let it down, and most of us we're on back, and they stopped at every few houses, everyone jumped off, grabbed candy, jumped on, and we drove our lazy selves to every 4 houses, and only went down 3 streets of the subdivision. I am though happy to say we wasn't the only ones. Guess it's one of those every year "Lazy People Going To Get Fat Off Candy" occurances. Was I embarrassed by the redneck way of trick or treating? Heck no. Some people looked embarrassed, but not me. There was nothing to be embarrassed by. It was kind of funny to see others facial expressions when they looked at how lazy we were, but overall it was superb. I really liked it, too! Got tons of candy, but within the last 2 hours, it's all been inhaled, and disappearing. Well, thats all for tonight, hope you all had a good 'en.