Hunting Season In The Backwoods

Shoot, you can tell hunting season has started. And it's pretty funny, too! Every day lately, out in the woods, you hear *BOOM* or see trucks rolling into fields with their shooting houses on back. You know, you'd think they would try and be a little more secretive about where they are hunting, instead of rolling down the road with a big wooden box on back of their pickups. For those of you who have never seen a shooting house, here it is.

So what I can't understand is, if they happen to be smart enough to know that you DON'T want other people hunting around you, then why don't they throw a tarp over it, or something to hide it. Instead these dummies, are riding around with them stuck out of the bed of the truck, kind of like, "Hey! I'm Going Hunting, Follow Me Over To MY Hunting Spot!" Yeah, not what you're suppose to do.

Solution To Problem: Find Hunting For Dummies Book!

Do they really make that book, you may be asking yourself? I actually have no idea, but if the author of them books ever seen the hunters around here, you better believe they would write one!

Redneck Halloween

Down here in the Heart Of Dixie, we don't do holidays like most of you do. We take normal things and make them look totally wacky to others. For example, we went trick or treating tonight, there was quite a few of us in a "buddy group" together, so we decided most of us would sit on the tailgate , and we did. The subdivision we "hit" for the night was aweful, the streets were filled with people, so the tailgate idea came up. We let it down, and most of us we're on back, and they stopped at every few houses, everyone jumped off, grabbed candy, jumped on, and we drove our lazy selves to every 4 houses, and only went down 3 streets of the subdivision. I am though happy to say we wasn't the only ones. Guess it's one of those every year "Lazy People Going To Get Fat Off Candy" occurances. Was I embarrassed by the redneck way of trick or treating? Heck no. Some people looked embarrassed, but not me. There was nothing to be embarrassed by. It was kind of funny to see others facial expressions when they looked at how lazy we were, but overall it was superb. I really liked it, too! Got tons of candy, but within the last 2 hours, it's all been inhaled, and disappearing. Well, thats all for tonight, hope you all had a good 'en.